Park Life She appeared outside my window down in the park Clad in black leather tight pants with black sunglasses And a black top hugging a rock-hard large pneumatic bust Transfixed I wondered if she'd lost her way or something Why was she here in this wayward outer little nowhere? Gracefully she walked but then with a violent jolt turned And screamed 'Lachlan, you fucking get over here right now!' The previously obscured child breezily ran into view I'm not sure if I actually slumped back into my chair As I watched the pair, and a third person, another child Stomp away toward the street, to their car presumably, I wondered at the things people try to put up with in life