Melancholy They might have wanted you to feel sad No. Wait. They don't want you to talk about that Let's suppose there is no sadness-it's all fake OK. So we begin with this as first principle: There is no such thing as your own sadness There are only your own personal failures For example, not working hard enough at a task In the winter during the gloomier colds no sadness Just a kind of anxiety about all your failures Failing as naturally as a great cat rips apart prey So, you see, it all makes sense without the gloom Indeed your sadness cuts against the natural order No wonder people get so upset at your melancholy There's never anyone to blame except yourself Leave knowing it's never OK for you to feel sad now