Another Invasion Might At Least Bring Affordable Housing

Perhaps the collapse of defences
Would bring a collapse in prices

These idiots have been unwilling
To do a thing about the problem
Maybe only an outside fix is possible
China or Russia or France help us!

It wouldn't be the first sweeping invasion
Probably not as bad as 1788
When all homes were lost, privatised

I'm willing to take the risk anyway
Reallocate the nuclear submarine moneys
Toward things people actually need
The return of our social security

Replacing this casino of insecurity:
Laughable facsimile of community
Wellbeing outcomes via poker machine
And the many state-endorsed scams

Maybe collapse is our only hope
Since these turds stopped caring