On Anna Sorokin

Anna Sorokin got paid half-a-million for her story
I want to kill myself right now
Or have another Chicxulub impactor arrive

Actually she's the perfect symbol of the era
The rest of us are just worthless scumbags
Stupidly trying to do the right thing humbly
Still, at least we get to sleep well at night
No we don't — my sleep has been ruined
Worrying about how to make ends meet

Well, quickly conflagrate global nuclear conflict!
Quickly arrive large speedy asteroid from space
Just finally blow this all up — for our own good